Just because you haven't had sex yet doesn't mean you're some kind of loser. If you really think about it, sex is kind of incredibly disgusting: two sweaty, grunting humnans mashing their genitals into holes and rubbing themselves with lube and doing...ear stuff?
Yeah, that sounds right, ear stuff.
P.S. I'm not a virgin.
1. This kid is going places. Maybe not to bed with a woman, but still, places.
2. Do not tempt me with your sexts, harlot!
3. Good for her-wait a second....
5. I'm a virgin because I respect women not for any other weird reasons like asking girls what their panties smell like.
6. I'm sorry m'lady, but I will defend my sacred celibacy to the death.
8. Skippy is the proudest Utah virgin there is, and that's where mormons are from, so that says a lot.
9. I'm still a virgin because I am TOO PURE!
10. Not all heroes wear condoms.