You could say these people aren't the sharpest tool in the shed or even the brightest crayon in the box, but we'd just prefer to call them a few brain cells short of a functioning human adult. 

In other words, they shouldn't be allowed to make decisions on their own. 

We don't know what posessed them to do any of the things they did, but somewhere a villiage is missing their idiot and don NOT want them back. 

1. Whatever lead you here, my son, must have been quite the adventure. 

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2. There must be a better way to get a puppy. 

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3. What's her username, does she play co-op?

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4. Remember kids, you too can be a failure!

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5. A good ol' fashioned Trump Stamp.

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6. Oh no. 

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7. "And I'll just wedge this in niiiice and tight right here. Perfect." 

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8. The shotgun wedding wasn't enough. 

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9. She got up and consciously chose to put on these shants (short/pants combo) 

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10. It's only okay to tattoo a baby if the artist doing the tattoo is also a baby.

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11. 100% they used the pool water in their instant ramen. 

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12. This is what priorities look like. 

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13. Maybe let your past help make your decisions. 

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