People who brag about going to the gym are already insufferable so these liars must be a whole new breed of asshole. 

Like, sorry Jeff, but I just don't believe that the everyone clapped for you after you outbenched the gym bully even though you just got your membership a week ago. 

Maybe work on flexing your muscles instead of your bullshit, big guy. 


1. You don't have to be fit to bench a million pounds!

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2. Treadmill hacker humiliates dumb jock. 

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3. Do you think he still drowned her in ball sweat though?

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4. Funny story! This didn't happen. 

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5. Not your first asshole rodeo. 

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6. I was going to educate him but then I realized I can only communicate in grunts.

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7. Sir, you got kicked out for screaming "I AM THE STRONG MAN LOOK AT ME" at everyone.

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8. Update: you upgraded from XS to S. 

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9. Haters only make him stronger!

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10. Really great lesson to learn here. 

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11. Flex that tongue, baby. 

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